Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Your dad touched me again.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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