have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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