Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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