where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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