belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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