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The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.

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(406): The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots. http://tfl.nu/c5g4

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(703): View more from Virginia

While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.

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(703): While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens. http://tfl.nu/2i4o

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(949): View more from California

It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.

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(949): It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time. http://tfl.nu/w76y

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people

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(541): I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people http://tfl.nu/4uzt

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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.

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(804): I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size. http://tfl.nu/11z8

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(207): View more from Maine

Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.

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(207): Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore. http://tfl.nu/fjzm

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(585): View more from New York

he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice

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(585): he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice http://tfl.nu/25gk

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for

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Umm you met him three days ago....

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I said what I said

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(267): We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for (215): Umm you met him three days ago.... (267): I said what I said http://tfl.nu/18h0

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(815): View more from Illinois

it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.

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(815): it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries. http://tfl.nu/kdps

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(520): View more from Arizona

They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"

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(520): They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield" http://tfl.nu/wdyt

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.

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(908): You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution. http://tfl.nu/9oem

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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.

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(660): The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working. http://tfl.nu/zgl5

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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.

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(+44): The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter. http://tfl.nu/dz88

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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.

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(520): That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky. http://tfl.nu/gdoe

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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n

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(978): I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n http://tfl.nu/vl91

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