had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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