Is it normal to miss your booty call?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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