We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Then you guys just all showered together...?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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