Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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