do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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