i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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