sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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