Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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