the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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