Christians are straight up FREAKS
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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