i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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