so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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