I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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