That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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