At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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