eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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