I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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