he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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