That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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