Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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