the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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