Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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