; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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