I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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