when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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