He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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