butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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