physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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