I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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