ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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