whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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