so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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