You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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