I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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