Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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