we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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