FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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