You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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