I want to have your abortion
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
They have beer where we have blood.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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