Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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