I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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