how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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