If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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