This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
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Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I am midnight drunk by noon
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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