ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Floor bacon is actually really good
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
